Tuesday, August 29, 2006
Saturday, August 12, 2006
It seems our mission to find the person for Orochimaru-sama is not of the utmost importance for us at the moment. I have repositioned everyone in accordance to what Orochimaru-sama has requested of us.
We are all hidden. All we have to do is wait for the flies to enter the spider's web.
I wish Oyadama and Bikou were here...
Thursday, July 27, 2006
10:17AM - Pick Up
Tayuya was most unhappy when I woke her up for our mission, and was even more unhappy when she found out Jiroubou was coming along as well. It seems that she swears more when she's told not to swear. We're day two of our mission. We must find this person for Orochimaru-sama.
Bikou and Oyadama had to stay behind. They didn't like that too much. I have to feed them something when I return. I think they're hungry.
Thursday, June 8, 2006
8:52PM - Mission: Success
It was an interesting bit to say the least, so when Tayuya was attacked it was a bit of a surprise. We were not expecting our quarry to attack us, so it was a surprise to see the purple haired jounin’s expression when our komodo dragons chased her out of hiding to find three of Orochimaru-sama’s elite.
The fight, after the rabbit was flushed from her hole, started with said jounin, one Mitarashi Anko, performing some snake jutsu that managed to glance off of Jiroubou’s arm. Quite the lucky shot. Jiroubou, thanks to Kabuto-san’s quick thinking, pulled out an anti-venom kit and managed to stay in the fight. I humored her fighting skills. She wasn’t that bad, but I was getting rather bored too quickly to do much. A few good hits and Mitarashi was spitting blood and holding her side. From Tayuya’s language, she was bored as well.
Tayuya, her expletives included, was tired of this whole mission in general, I suppose, especially since Jiroubou was constantly nagging her about her language. She pulled her flute out and I watched as Mitarashi’s eyes unfocused. She screamed once or twice. I sometimes wonder what was in Tayuya’s genjutsu’s that affected her victims so bad.
Oyadama and Bikou were gnawing on her shin guards.
I deftly pulled them away before too much damage was done. The reptiles probably scented the blood dripping out of the jounin’s mouth. They broke the skin, but, amazingly, didn’t draw blood. I’m still concerned she might get a serious infection. The kit Jiroubou had didn’t have antibiotics, so we have to hurry back.
Orochimaru-sama, the mission was successful. We’ll be back shortly.
I need a shower when I return >_<
Monday, May 29, 2006
4:13PM - a quicky
Thursday, May 18, 2006
It was interesting, although, Kidoumaru did get in my way. Janen strayed a bit close to me, but Kidoumaru saw it and directed his cat elsewhere. I swear, if that acursed cat gets me, I'm not sure if I'll come back alive.
The sand was
an annoying a slight problem, nothing that couldn't be handled. Bikou has a rather large cut on his back from that thing I think was called Karasu. Oyadama fought rather well, I thought, for something akin to his first major battle. Bikou will have a scar.
The puppet master, Kankuro I do believe his name was, didn't like what i was doing...I didn't like what he was doing. So, since we were at odds, I fought him. Obviously I won. Even though he had his puppets, he had to control them with his own chakra. Bikou and Oyadama do not rely on my chakra, and Ukon kept wanting to infiltrate his body and kill him. I had to remind him of what Orochimaru-sama told us, that our main priority was to clear the way for him.
Tayuya went a bit overboard, but i guess that's what she does. Her language and actions were a bit over the top. Every attack she would curse, except when she played her flute. I can see why Jirobou chastises her about her language.
By all the damage Tayuya I think enjoyed this. We finally got to get out of the compound. Leaf was a wonderful warm-up.
I wonder if the puppet master is going to live? I don't think I tore up his insides that badly. Chakra exhaustion maybe....
Wonder where Kimimaro went to...
Dammit, Tayuya is cursing about something and I feel eyes on me...I better find Kidoumaru and tell him to reign Janen in.
Monday, May 8, 2006
12:49PM - on the road
So here we are on the hot dusty road on our way to
Suna our next destination.
Leaf was fun, even if it was brief. Oyadama and Bikou bit some people. The medic-nins in leaf are going to have fun with that bacterial infection that's more like a poison.
Anyway, I am looking forward to the task ahead. Finally, something to do.
Thursday, February 16, 2006
3:29PM - Nothing....
It has been a while. Eating, training, sleeping have taken up most of my time, but it seems that we are on the verge of leaving. If Kidoumaru dies, I get his room and Ukon gets his scrolls
and this time I'll borrow them while I'm not eatin a sandwich.
I wonder who I should fight. It is rather interesting if one thinks about it, what with all the interesting ninja that are in Konoha. I can't wait for them to meet my dragons!
Tuesday, January 3, 2006
11:19PM - Janen
Today was a first. It was the first time that I took my dragons out with me while I wandered the compound heading for the kitchen. It was also a first that Janen didn't attack me. He eyed me and tensed, but my dragons hissed at him. Janen did a rather menacing hiss and stalked off
almost like he promised to get me later.
I took some of Kimimaro's plants a while ago as a prank. I didn't think he'd notice with all the plants he has. It was tricky though. That damn cactus he keeps by the door I swear almost attacked me. I jumped through the door and it fell right behind me.
I have rips in my tunic. Anyway, a purple one that I took got really big while I was out training with my komodos.
My dragons are shedding their skin again.
Wednesday, December 28, 2005
12:03AM - animal crackers
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I am tired, dirty, exausted and hungry. I want to sleep in my bed for once. I did not like brushing up on my wilderness survival skills while training my dragons.
The new wounds that Janen inflicted upon myself are white scars now.
I am eating something, taking a shower, then sleeping. Anyone who disturbs my slumber will have to visit Kabuto-san for Komodo dragon anti-venom.
Monday, November 28, 2005
9:48PM - Don't bite.
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I have decided to keep a journal of my progress training my komodo dragons. Perhaps this way I'll know what I have and haven't
or attempted tried to teach them. I wonder if they can distinguish sigils...
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I have taken an interest in string instruments. Perhaps I'll buy one to fiddle around with.
Wednesday, November 2, 2005
9:18PM - Where is this found....
I had no idea that lizards were such messy eaters. I found some....interesting items strewn all across my rooms. I have to air my rooms out again, and in the cooling air, it didn't take as long as I thought it would. Oyadama and Bikou were very happy to see me. Their skin was flaking and peeling off though. Augh, I'm not looking forward to dealing with shedding lizards.
Janen greeted me as usual in my trip to the bathroom. The damn kitten grew
can you even call the thing a kitten anymore? I thought that the thick socks I was wearing would be enough, but his new height hadn't been factored into the equation. I just hope, through all the bloody bandages, that nothing in my knee is permanently damaged.
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Jiroubou needs to learn how to cook muffins instead of those suffles and twelve course meals he so enjoys.
Friday, October 21, 2005
10:52AM - Some kind of Wonderful...
The food, although not as gourmet as Jiroubu's, was decent enough to be called good. Tayuya was quiet, or as quiet as she can be. I heard some music and cursing from her room
and it was not because Ukon threw a sloppy joe at her through the window.
While I was walking around the complex
in the areas that we are allowed to at least the guards and other shinobi were giving me...odd looks. Something isn't right around here...
Sunday, October 9, 2005
10:11PM - In Kirigakure.....a shower
Every time I look in a stream, every time I look in the mirror, every time someone looks at me askance, I'm reminded of what that bitch did to me.
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The trip to Kirigakure was positively awful. Tayuya wouldn't stop glaring at me and she wouldn't stop insulting Ukon and myself. We, Ukon and myself, and Tayuya, would occasionally bicker, but Kidoumaru or Kimimaro would send a glare in our direction and we would stop....or at least I would. Tayuya, it seems, needs to learn how to read into words and body language
she doesn't catch on fast....
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Kidoumaru or Kimimaro, exactly how long is this scroll exchange supposed to take?
Saturday, September 10, 2005
2:17PM - Animal Crackers
I had thought that training two huge lizards at once would be difficult, but several things made it easy. One: One of the dragons, Bikou, always follows and does what the other one, Oyadama, does. Two: They like me. Three: They love animal crackers. I only had to train Oyadama and convince Bikou to listen to me and follow Oyadama
which wasn't very hard. Once they tasted the animal crackers, they were eager to do what I asked of them.
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I'm going to start training them to hunt and fight soon, since, they've grown a foot.
Saturday, September 3, 2005
10:14PM - rivals
Today was a good day...for the most part. I woke up this morning and found the corner of my door missing
I had to patch it before breakfast...damn cat. I looked around to see if anything was missing, and indeed, something was. The dead, dried out carcass of my recently deceased, genetically challenged bearded dragon that had been by my door I was seeing out long I could prolong disposing of it was missing. A few bits and pieces of it remained...and a tail.
I'm a bit suspicious, though. I walked on the cieling to breakfast, and didn't see, feel, or sense Janen anywhere near me. All day, I was able to walk along the floor
I almost got lost because I didn't recognize everything right-side up. I trained a little, but the surprise of the day was when I went back to my rooms to change my bandages.
There was a huge crate sitting in the middle of my floor and when I opened it, two of these guys slunk out. It took me a minute to figure out what they were, but when I did, the first thing that came out of my mouth was, "crap, two??" and then "damn". You see, my new pets are none other than two komodo dragons...and I don't know how long they're going to last. I chained them up as fast as I could to
prevent them from killing something contain them to an area. They seem to like me they make this weird purring like sound when I scratch their heads, but I won't try to introduce them to the others until I have them trained a bit. It would be a pity if you died from the immense amount of bacteria that reside in their mouths.
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Janen, you've met your match!
Monday, August 29, 2005
8:27PM - Janen
It seems that my daily life involves constant training. I'm researching and developing jutsus that require sepcific chakra control
since I practice chakra control all day every day when I'm in the compound. And all my chakra control training is due to Kidoumaru's pet. I swear, that animal has me on it's black list. I have noticed scratch marks on the bottom of my door. To avoid bloody, scratched and bitten ankles and legs, I have found that the easiest way to avoid the cat is to walk on the cieling. I caught the little devil following me once and when I hid in a genjutsu the creature searched hopelessly for over two hours trying to find me. That animal has it in for me.
I occassionally let my lizard out every now and then to get some exercise
he liked to eat the flies in my window, but I think his oddity genetic disorder? has killed him. I find myself wishing that I had another pet. Orochimaru-sama, if it's not too much trouble, could you look into that for me, please? I'm sure you'll find something perfect.
My side still bleeds a little too much for my liking. I think I'm going to have to go see Kabuto-san about some stitches...I'll change my bandages first.
Saturday, August 20, 2005
All I wanted to do was take the long way to the front of the new compound
but I didn't really have a choice considering Kidoumaru's kitten... Making my way through the woods, I ran into a nice Konoha chuunin. That kid is a lie wrapped up in green pyjamas. I thought it would be a nice, easy fight.
Now I find myself in my rooms with more scratches and wounds than were inflicted on me. I fogot about the "new resident" and was mauled on my way back to my rooms
maybe it was because I was bleeding profusely? Who knows. Now I have multiple scratches all over my legs and a few bleeding bites...or is that blood from running down my leg? That chuunin sliced open my side. There's something that looks like blood on the floor.
Am I bleeding?
I think I'm suffering from blood-loss...
I have to feed the lizard. I need to change my bandage.
Friday, August 12, 2005
3:55PM - The itsty bitsy spider....
Argh! Kidoumaru managed to drag his ass back to the compound, and what makes it great is that the special one had to go and fetch him. Idiot got lost from Orochimaru-sama moving Headquarters. Now that he's back I can
spar with him till he tells me find out what he's learned.
Ukon was awake for a little while this morning, and during that time we happened to run into Tayuya. Che...called us "fucken fairies". Ukon didn't like that too much. We had a conversation for a short time before he fell back asleep. Needless to say, MY day was ruined.
During all the moving, I decided that we, Ukon and I, needed a pet
don't ask me how I came to that conclusion. Ukon was awake then and he mentioned the reptiles I refused to get a snake. We went over and looked at all the odd pets. We ended up getting a freak of a bearded dragon and two anolis the bearded dragon had two tails and a stub of what looked like what could have been a fifth leg? Yeah. They're here in our room now. It's good. We don't have to feed them often let's just remember when we have to feed them.
Ukon has been waking up more than usual lately. I wonder if it's related to the fact that I feel a storm coming
you know, that tingling, uneasy feeling you get before something momentous, like a fight or storm. I wonder how close the Konoha ninjas are.
I think it's dinner time.